Only in the UK: This Man Brought a Goat on the Tube & Turned His Car Into a Jet

Only in the UK: This Man Brought a Goat on the Tube & Turned His Car Into a Jet --- ## 📰 **Only in the UK: What This Guy Did With a Car, a Goat & a Fake Police Uniform Will Blow Your Mind!

PIC ** You may think you've seen it all, but trust me — **you haven't seen THIS.** This is the kind of madness that can *only* happen in the UK, and now the footage is going viral faster than a Tesco meal deal on discount! --- ### 🚗 Scene 1: The Car Mod From Hell Somewhere in Birmingham, a lad decided to **turn his 1999 Honda Civic into a “Jet-Powered Supercar.”**PIC He glued wings to the sides, installed a speaker inside the exhaust that screams “BRRRRR SKRRRR,” and claimed it runs on *Red Bull and regrets*. When asked why, he simply replied: > “Why not, mate? Jeremy Clarkson would've been proud.” Within 10 minutes of starting the engine, 3 neighbors called the police thinking it was a **missile test.** --- ### 🎥 Scene 2: Underground Goat Chaos Meanwhile, in central London, CCTV footage captured a man entering the Underground carrying a **real goat wearing sunglasses**. He told passengers: > “Don’t worry, she’s my emotional support goat. Her name’s Princess Diana.” The goat headbutted a vending machine. A tourist cried. No one got off at the next stop. --- ### 👮 Scene 3: Prankster Dressed as a Cop In Manchester,PI C a known prankster walked into a Greggs pretending to be a **traffic cop**, and started handing out fake tickets to people P ICwho parked their sausage rolls "illegally" on the table. One elderly woman yelled: > “You’re not the law — you’re just lactose intolerant!” P IC Chaos erupted. --- ###P IC 🎬 Want to See the Full Footage of These Moments? You won’t believe what happened next. This footage is **breaking the internet**, and people are losing their minds in the comments. P IC👉 **Watch the full viral video here:** 🔗 \[💥 https://www.profitableratecpm.com/x85p85hidy?key=7949f4a0bd6889baf7b844eb279ff7a7💥] --- ### P IC📢 Warning: Don’t drink tea while watching — you WILL spit it out laughing! If you enjoy pranks, crazy mods, random goats, and that weird British humour we all secretly love... Then P ICyou’ll want to watch this. 👉 Click. Laugh. Share. Repeat. https://www.profitableratecpm.com/x85p85hidy?key=7949f4a0bd6889baf7b844eb279ff7a7 ### 🔖 #OnlyInUK #GoatOnTheTube #UKPranks #CarModsGoneWrong #LondonLaughs